We're gonna start a new feature here at The Dish where we look at a prominent UW athlete's Facebook profile and analyze the hell out of it.

Who is she: Christal Morrison, star of the National Championship volleyball team. (Profile link).

Stands out:

-She really cares about her family and friends. She says, "My parents are my best friends." Precious.

-Good taste in movies. She lists Fight Club, Braveheart and The Bourne Identity as some of her favorites.

-Likes to board. She enjoys snowboarding, wakeboarding and Dashboard (Confessional).

Raises a red flag:

-A quote from the "Favorite Books" section: "All time favorite: The Bible." Also, referring to her relationship with God, Morrison says, "Right now I am trying to focus on Him alone."

By no means is this some religious rant, it just means the door may be shut on Morrison, if you know what we mean. Some may recall that Morrison used to date Huskies power forward, Jon Brockman, but it appears the two have split up. Perhaps she wasn't giving Brock the goodies.

-She is looking for friendship, the profile indicates. She's implying that she isn't looking for a boyfriend, lover, one-night stand, two-night stand, casual sex in the backseat of a Volkswagen, a girlfriend, or a study buddy. Well, maybe a study buddy. This furthers our point that Morrison is likely not a freak-a-leak. Too bad.

(Next time on "Fun with Facebook": Mike Jensen).